Can't lie: Had the same thought when they announced Wondy because I didn't realize they were casting Wondy for the vs. movie because I have not been paying close attention because DC is so missing the point of how to build the franchise like Marvel has now. If they wanted the big, spanning franchise, they shouldn't…

If Christian Bale can get to Batman muscles, I see no reason why Gal Gadot can't do something similar. I'd prefer her not to look too much like Linda Hamilton in T2, just because those comparisons would show up, but if that's her body type and how it builds muscle, so be it. As long as Wondy has big guns, I'm happy.…

Not "Closer," but "The Closer." Damned pre-caffeine typing.

Brown Bunny has an actual act of fellatio, as in he actually got a blow job while the camera was rolling. I think it came out unrated in the states, but it may have gotten NC-17.

Which also well describes publishing as an industry. There's a lot of amazing books out there, but there's a lot of mid-list and basement-level stuff as well. Sometimes you have to know where to look to find the good stuff.

I have been on the El is Chicago for exactly one weekend, and I must know: do the announcements still sound like David Caruso on CSI: Miami? "This...[me imagining his sunglasses during the pause]...is Grand."

Having been hit on from the left while wearing my wedding ring and reading a book on public transit, I genuinely can't believe anyone on the subway needs any help getting some stranger to talk to them about their interests.

Sadly, I will not be making it, but I just rewatched the Reefer Madness one on Hulu (I was in a theater for it), and it was fantastic.

I was gonna write something lengthy about the double-tool of all this, but it boils down to this: The day after your engagement/wedding, you're in the same relationship as the day before. The problems you might already have (or know you already have) don't magically disappear because the commitment got bigger either…

Do you wear pantalettes now?

Colin was with Tom's first wife, but I don't want to put the blame of this dickbaggery on the parents. This asshole's an adult and his decision to be seen as Chet Haze (god, it hurts every time I type it) is his to make. You can have perfectly fine parents and be a dickbag just as easily as you can have dickbag…

Given that Colin Hanks is not an entire Lowe's full of tools, I feel safe to assume that Chet is probably just a douche because he chose to wake up one day, look at the fact that his parents are respected and pretty universally loved and also known for being just good people according to all reports, and he decided…

Hey, when you do it well, people like it over and over again.

There are things called contracts. I imagine Disney's are the type that if you tear them, they magically piece themselves back together and then bludgeon you over the head. People are allowed to make decisions, make money off those decisions, and realize those were the wrong decisions. You can sign a contract in all…

Everything by Gregory Maguire as well.

I don't see how that lessens my enjoyment of it. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes do my very favorite version of Phantom of the Opera because the opening notes sound super cool on punk guitar.

I'm not saying there's not crap fan fiction. I'm saying not all fan fiction is crap. Much in the same way there is terrible erotica and erotica that is actually good.

I will never forgive this book series for my having to defend fan fiction as not crap and also having to explain safe words to family members I'd rather have no sexual conversations with.

My guy decided a couple of years ago he wanted to be in ridiculously good shape, and he's been working towards it steadily since. He has been in better shape than me for at least 18 months, and he was only about 20 pounds into his 70-pounds-to-lose goal. And it had nothing to do with what he weighed and the simple…

I have a fitted sweater/leggings combo I bust out with heeled boots for nights out. Throw some lipstick on and everyone thinks I'm styling. I love it. And once you bust on the jeweled leggings, all bets are off.