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It’s a tool and a pretty handy one. I don’t know why people would brag about not having one or not knowing how to use one. Gee, I don’t have a dough hook, don’t you think I’m special? I just think hand-kneaded dough is superior and think you’re beneath me for mixing with a hook.

This right here is why it should be considered an etiquette breach of the highest order to ask someone if he or she is trying for a baby. Best case scenario, you’ve invaded someone’s privacy that does not intend to have children and is fine with it. Worst case, you deeply hurt the feelings of someone who wants

Fucking get him Tibby

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Grampa Joe is an invalid who suddenly jumps up and can walk around when he hears he’s won something.

LMFAO because Black British people are DEFINITELY not similiar victims of capitalism and institutionalized racism, right?

What’s her pitch? “Do you love Jesus, but hate birthday presents? Good news!”

Terry Gross, House of NPR, Mother of Draggin’s.

THIS. You don’t just start sexually assaulting people with one of the biggest stars at the time. You start with the no ones that you can get away with it because they are too afraid to make waves. He has done this before. I am waiting to see if anyone will come forward once this is over.

As much as I wish this wouldn’t happen to anyone I am so glad this happened to her because she has the clout and the power to fight back. If he would do it to her, how many low level just starting out artists has he done it to and they felt they didn’t have the power to fight back?

“But if someone has their hand on me in an inappropriate manner, I’m not going to stand still to take a photo.”

You don’t know that. You may think you know how you would react, but until it happens, you don’t. And even if it has happened before, you don’t know what will happen the next time.

I found it extremely telling that he testified that he found her cold, and that she paid more attention to his girlfriend than him. To me it sounds like he groped her to assert his dominance after she ignored him, which I think happens quite often with men with regard to young women (the aforementioned groping,

The best part is that it doesn’t matter what reaction you have, it’s always the “wrong” one. If she freaked out and hit him, someone would be asking, “why didn’t she just play it off cool and report him later?”

Mine would all have slept that much but only if nursing or being held.

Maybe this is my cranky infertile uterus talking, but fucking shit, that Nikki Reed interview made me wish she steps on Legos barefoot every morning for the rest of her blasted #blessed life.

Thank you from all your co-workers, interns, temps and delivery people. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

Can confirm Jane’s approach is effective. In my case, it was a senior VP at a place I once worked, who enjoyed pinching the cheeks of his female subordinates. My office mate was a frequent victim, but didn’t feel equipped to call him out. The first time he tried it on me, my arm shot up to bat his hand away, and I

My SIL publicly yelled at my FIL to stop demanding hugs and kisses from her daughter and FIL nearly collapsed in shock. (He doesn’t touch my kid that way because my kid is a boy and male bodies are respected but female bodies are public property.)

FIL just sputtered, “oh? OH? THAT’S BAD? Well, maybe I will never kiss

I need to know the nine places mentioned in the penis question, please. For science research...

It is so, so hard to have a family member that does this.... thing. Its hard to name it. You don’t think its sexual and making a big deal out of it makes other people realize that its a big deal TO YOU. You wanna just laugh it all off and be cool and you’re stuck in this no man’s land between trying to be a strong