I agree! I think as long as you recognize there’s a possibility you’re being irrational, instead of hunkering down and obsessing every single second of the day about whatever has popped into your head, there’s no need to feel guilty about being irrational. It’s what I keep telling myself, at least.

I’m due in June, and I had a serious discussion with my doctor already - we live in the Northeast, haven’t ever gone to South America, I’m not worried about getting infected right now. But what if I somehow get it between now and my due date? What happens if the baby gets it over the summer? (I mean, obviously not…

I’m as white as it gets, so no one has ever asked me that, but if someone ever did, I would probably answer, “a hologram,” or “a martian."

I thought Adele had like almost Carly Simon levels of stage fright, so she might just be nervous with general public speaking. Add that to talking about a label she is signed to in whatever capacity, yeah, I’d be shaking!

Done! and the name Diana reminded me to add Anne of Green Gables to my list! What a horrific potential oversight.

Someone literally said to me last night, “Quagmire, don’t worry if Trump becomes president. Mr. Quagmire is a prepper, totally ready for nuclear apocalypse, you’ll both be fine.” I laughed, because while he’s wrong to be so confident about our safety, he is right that those are likely the skills needed to survive this…

There are a lot of popular book series (Little House, The Dark is Rising, and Chronicles of Narnia come to mind) that I never read, or didn’t love when I did finally try them, so I’m interested to give them another chance with this kid. I don’t understand HOW I never read Little House on the Prairie because those…

I always loved used/hand-me-down books! Someone else read and loved them, and then thought I might like them! They have an extra magic in them.

I’m pregnant right now, and I have a list of books I’m excited to introduce to my future child - so far the list is A Wrinkle in Time (and the sequels, and everything by Madeline L’Engle), Harry Potter, and The Giver (and possibly the sequels, and everything by Lois Lowry).

Yeah, they’ve appeared in like 5 scenes and at least 4 of them were unnecessary. They’ve been referenced like 10 times and probably like 8-9 of them weren’t required to propel the story forward.

I used to work with a guy who sexually abused 2 third-grade girls (he was their teacher), was found with a shitton of child porn on his computer, and was given 5 months in jail + probation (+ sex offender registry).

In kindergarten (Catholic school), someone asked the teacher why we called Jesus’ mom VIRGIN Mary. What did that mean?

We went to church ALL THE TIME growing up, and the problem with reading kids the Bible is that they absorb it all, but don’t know what it means.

My mom gave it to me in 6th of 7th grade!

I think that - in my marriage - there have been times where it WAS hard work, but it was hard work that was made bearable because of our marriage. Does that make sense?

THIS. I like the idea of lingerie. I just can’t figure out when I’m supposed to put it on?

That’s what we call our dog! She ONLY wants to cuddle with us when we’re super horny.

Wait, I thought that a HOODIE was thug clothes, just asking to be shot.

One time, my friend’s brother’s cousin’s neighbor’s sister’s stepdaughter’s boyfriend was walking by a park wearing a baseball cap, and the next thing you know, he was captured, forced to play short stop for six months, and then won the World Series.

Thanks!