My husband, when I ask him how his hockey game went, will often say, “we got spanked,” if it was a particularly bad game. Without any other context, I sort of was hoping that was what Chris Christie, etc, were going for. Losing by a lot. Terrible figure of speech, but not necessarily awful.

I recently read Expecting Better by Emily Oster - highly recommend.

...FYI, he decided they should forgive women who’d had abortions for one year. I believe that year is up 11/16.

I try not to judge people’s sexual preferences.

I’m so glad that we moved away last summer. We had to drive by the Montco courthouse to get ANYWHERE when we lived in our old house. I’m sure it’s going to be a shitshow.

I’m pregnant right now, and due in the summer. I texted my doctor friend who understands this stuff, and said, “how worries should I be?”

I liked Vanessa Hudgens as Rizzo, but would also love to see your version... That sounds amazing.

Hi neighbor.

Positively flawless. Love her.

He absolutely was.

Until last year, I’d only ever seen Showgirls as edited for late-night TBS. Watched it on HBO or whatever.

My high school did Pippin.

Ooooh OK. Fair.

They were going to, it broke, she said, “eh, whatever.”

There was an AMAZING SNL sketch with Christopher Walken awhile back, where he’s directing Grease, and makes them change all the lyrics to Greased Lightning because they’re so dirty, and basically the entire song becomes g-rated gibberish.

I do know that the zipper on the pants was busted, so they had to physically sew her into them. I forget what they were made of though.

I’m still not clear on the rules for the dance contest. Like, Cha-Cha wasn’t dancing with Danny for most of it. She was eliminated, right? How did she just get to go back in?

Whoooaaaaa I’d never considered that possibility.

Welllllll, she was 34.

I watch 4 different soap operas, so I should be good at following ridiculous and convoluted plots.