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Mar 15 2016
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So I got a free thing of “baby detergent” at work like a month ago. I’m not due until the summer, I JUST moved (it was a weird 2 months situation), and no one else in the office wanted it, so I’ve just left it at my desk. (This is pretty regular here - when we end up with free product, lots of it just hangs out for Read more

Oct 14 2015
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So. What apps do you like? What apps do you use? I have an android, if that makes a difference, but I also have an

May 24 2015
10

Some dude on Instagram is trying to tell me that The Birth of a Nation (a movie he loves!) is NOT a racist movie, it was a metaphor for not getting swept up in Nazism, and the KKK - you know, the heroes who save what’s-her-face at the end from being forced to marry the black Lt. Governor etc - were not supposed to be Read more

May 13 2015
12

I wouldn’t say this is my number one pet peeve in LIFE, but at least in party planning...

May 3 2015
7

I love, love, love my RE. He is so smart, so good at explaining what’s going on with me, he’s not too bad looking,

Apr 5 2015
9

My mother-in-law is cooking dinner (lunch? It's 1:30) right now. She is also smoking a cigarette. At the stove. As

Feb 24 2015
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I'm day 7 of my cycle. My period stopped completely day 3 - not unusual for me. They're generally short/efficient.

Jan 9 2015
7

Saturday Afternoon Update: Got a call asking me to take a survey about my customer service experience with their

Dec 22 2014
7

Apparently today is the day that all of my Facebook friends finally noticed that Baby, It's Cold Outside has really gross words. A not-negligible number of them have posted something along the lines of, "Am I the ONLY one who has noticed..." Read more

Dec 15 2014
3

Hey so heads up to anyone who might ever have to have a hysteroscopy.

Nov 11 2014
15

If I'm not on the clock, I will not be able to discuss something work-related with you. I don't care if it will