So I got a free thing of “baby detergent” at work like a month ago. I’m not due until the summer, I JUST moved (it was a weird 2 months situation), and no one else in the office wanted it, so I’ve just left it at my desk. (This is pretty regular here - when we end up with free product, lots of it just hangs out for…
So, we told my in-laws that I’m pregnant last night. They are thrilled. They also managed to mention that we shouldn’t have waited this long. (They don’t know we’ve been trying for 3 years, because they have told us repeatedly how selfish we were for not giving them grandchildren yet.)
So. What apps do you like? What apps do you use? I have an android, if that makes a difference, but I also have an iPod touch if it’s Apple only and it’s a really good one.
So ... hypothetically. If I threw up around like... 11:15, should I be worried if there was definitely food that I ate for lunch mixed in there? I ate lunch at like 1:30. Is that too long for it to still be sitting in my stomach?
(Scene: bathroom. 7am. Quagmire is in the shower, and is overcome by nausea because she is on a terrible medicine that makes her sick all the time.)
Some dude on Instagram is trying to tell me that The Birth of a Nation (a movie he loves!) is NOT a racist movie, it was a metaphor for not getting swept up in Nazism, and the KKK - you know, the heroes who save what’s-her-face at the end from being forced to marry the black Lt. Governor etc - were not supposed to be…
A (facebook)friend of mine just shared this.
I wouldn’t say this is my number one pet peeve in LIFE, but at least in party planning...
I love, love, love my RE. He is so smart, so good at explaining what’s going on with me, he’s not too bad looking, and is just like ... a good dude. I hate that I have to go through all of this to get pregnant, but at least I’ve got a doctor who I absolutely trust because if he doesn’t actually care, he is so good at…
I started seeing a therapist a little over a year ago, for depression/anxiety directly related to my infertility. She was great - she really is, and I adore her. She has helped me so much.
My mother-in-law is cooking dinner (lunch? It's 1:30) right now. She is also smoking a cigarette. At the stove. As she is stirring shit in pots etc.
Guys. I'm sorry. I'm dumb. So dumb.
I'm day 7 of my cycle. My period stopped completely day 3 - not unusual for me. They're generally short/efficient. What is unusual is that I've been spotting brown and crampy last night for several hours, and again right now.
Saturday Afternoon Update: Got a call asking me to take a survey about my customer service experience with their call center. All zeroes, all dissatisfied. Why am I very dissatisfied, you ask? Because your rep just lied and lied because she doesn't know what she's talking about. /update
I'm a firm believer in "it's the thought that counts" - which I why I will forgive most of the ridiculous stuff my in-laws usually get us. Because it's not usually stuff I would get myself, but each gift is usually chosen with great care.
Apparently today is the day that all of my Facebook friends finally noticed that Baby, It's Cold Outside has really gross words. A not-negligible number of them have posted something along the lines of, "Am I the ONLY one who has noticed..."
Hey so heads up to anyone who might ever have to have a hysteroscopy.
When it's 11:30 on a Sunday night, you think, "This has been an amazing weekend!" and you're still wearing what you put on for bed Friday night.
If I'm not on the clock, I will not be able to discuss something work-related with you. I don't care if it will "only take a minute," if I'm walking in at 8:55, or running out to eat lunch, it's MY time. If I am late clocking in, I will be lectured, so you can wait until I'm being paid to listen to this bullshit.…
Also, if my sisters read GT (I don't think they do...) they're about to know who I am.