Would have saved the taxpayers an awful lot of money if he had shot the guy.

Whats the issue here?

Yeah, but he had two legs up on the cop.

How in the fucking hell does a groundhog block a highway? Run the fucking thing over with the 4000 pound chunk of metal, plastic, and glass that you’re sitting in. No cops needed.

“I think possums are far more viscous and I managed without a gun.”

You need to get out more.

MSNBC - Racist Cop shoots brown thing

There are plenty of other groundhogs to Phil in for him.

It’s almost like they have trained wild animal control officers or something.

DON’T SHOOT THE WILDLIFE!

Without a shadow of a doubt, that is sad.

Well you know Baltimore PD didn’t shoot it because there’s not video of them planting guns and drugs around it...

It was transfixed by seeing its shadow.

Fox News—”Hero Cop Saves Summer”

Officer: “I saw him reach into his pouch so I acted instinctively in these types of situations”

The groundhog’s fur being brown had NOTHING to do with it....riiiiiiiiiiiight.

There’s talk of reciprocal sanctions on US companies if they try to restrict European companies from trading with Iran whilst Iran remains bound by the agreement.

I’m pretty sure he’s not actually a canine, but the result of Salvador Dali’s spirit colliding with a unicorn on its way to be reincarnated.

lol I took calculus in high school RIP me

My how times have changed when a stock Camry is only 29 hp behind a V-10 Lambo.