I think I need to pull some strings to get to the secret message :P

I’ll help look for any secret messages she might be hiding😉

Isn’t the propose of sending in tips to show them the dirt?

Congratulations, Mr. SpikeFiend, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver after she gets all the dirt off.

I work in IT and I can assure you there are plenty of geriatrics that turn on shit they had no idea about and break their stuff all the time. Most of the time catastrophically. Seemingly easier than the younger people who knew about the features sometimes.

Yet you followed it by publishing the super-secure methods for contacting Jalopnik, in case one of us is Bruce Wayne’s trusted friend and need to get the reason for that joke off our chest. Clearly there’s something important lurking.

Nah man...it’s Batman. You know that thing has a QCT. Why have two clutches when you can have FOUR!? :D

I don’t understand why you would record and publish this but not the great Batman/Gordon Stick Shift Debate of 2018.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

So, which is it? https://lifehacker.com/stop-using-whatsapp-if-you-care-about-your-privacy-1825719172

No I will not send you nude pics of myself.

That’s why Iron Man will always win. Built, not bought...

Maybe he hated only righteous Jews?

“righteous, Jew hating bastard.”

Good people on both sides. See?

Its amazing after Henry almost put the company out of Business in 28 by not adapting to market changes with the Model T that he would continue down the same path with the Flathead.