There you go.

But good news, we’ll have the Edge, Escape and Ecosport instead because fuck better handling and gas mileage, the consumers demand lifted hatchbacks and nothing else.

The irony there was that 23rd century man was killed picking up snail mail.

Ford can just give no more F’s.

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

2) Also People with huge pickup trucks that don’t need them.

You put your change bag on my car, I drive off with MY new change bag. Dafuq is wrong with people?

Got some new Rims on the wife’s car yesterday. Financed them also.

My biggest pet peeve is people who insist their car is faster than mine, and upon telling them I would gladly settle it at the track, immediately whine about the cost of attending a track day, autocross, dragstrip, or any other high performance driving event. This is 9 times out of 10 followed up with the insinuation…

You let other people drive your cars? Brave soul.

When you’re on a double lane highway and there’s no other cars for miles around and someone going faster than you comes up from behind and then proceeds to follow you for the next 6 MILES. WHY?!

It happens more often than you’d think. I once had some mother put her baby’s change bag on my AE86 while strapping her kid into the car. When I told her not to do that (rather respectfully, I might add. I didn’t want to make a scene), she told me it didn’t matter because I was driving an old car. Let me tell you, I…

I’m growing used to idiots at 4 ways stop. That just seems inevitable.

That style of hair.. is literally thousands of years old. It is said that in the biblical story of Sampson, he wore them; And though originated on the African Continent, they spread across the old world and new. The style was popular for thousands of years and no one found fault with them, anywhere.

Four way stops are public IQ tests.

In general: people who complain about the impact of cars for the environment but who are first in line to ask you to carpool as soon as public transportation is a hair less convenient for them.

That cop lit him up just to get him to move out of the left lane?

I know right! It’s not like everyone has to roll for initiative.

People not understanding 4 way stops.