To be fair if I tipped over a shark and it fell on me while I was trying to get a Snickers bar out of I’d probably be dead too.

I’d put Elon Musk top of all the people who might just have a nuke lying around the house somewhere. It’s probably rolled under the bed... next to the shark tank... in his secret volcano lair.

Drive one into North Korea. It’s time will come.

Vapor either way.

Maybe easier to just leave one parked over on the Korean Peninsula?

Just insult this guy and they’ll take care of the rest.

Drop one of these trucks out of a C-5 Galaxy somewhere in North Korea and you should have your answer in a few weeks...

I shoulda had a Tesla.

Tesla employee 1: Yea its strong glass, but that won’t be enough to sell the entire truck guys...

Hard to test vapor ware with a real nuke

They dont even have to advertise the best range, when it comes to going a long distance faster, the charging infrastructure is how a 200mile range Tesla truck can win over a 300mile competitor.

I think the bigger problem with adoption is reliability. It’s not like Tesla has a good track record for either reliability of the products or reliability of delivery dates. Trucking companies don’t play that shit.

The title of this article should have been ‘Jalopnik Challenge: Beat Tom at his Own Game’

Nah. It’s a 20k mile car. Maser rolled up the odo to make it seem more reliable.

That would be hilarious if you found it. Tom would have to split the commission.

This is perfect. He’s full of shit trying to make people feel bad for him.

There are companies that never settle, I used to work for one and that was their policy. When you have a full legal team, you aren’t spending extra money for legal representation by not settling and I heard from them that it saved them a lot of money because of the never settle policy. It greatly reduces the number of…

It can only help.

A quote comes to mind: “Father, bless me, for I am about to sin!”

Since we’re speaking in hypotheticals, I’d kill a muthafucka who tried to take my son to be reared under the guise of collective “anything”.