Won’t it be nice if cyclists and peds also carry liability insurance just like us?

I was parking at in the Disneyland parking structure and follow a Kia that seemed very confused. We can to a complete stop at an intersection of parking cones and I started having a really bad feeling. I stopped about 7ft from him and had nowhere to go. The second I see his reverse lights come on, I start rapidly…

Let’s not exploit this politically. I’ll just send my thoughts and prayers instead.

“illegitimate bidding.”

Whenever an ebay auction makes the news or the rounds on the internet, a bunch of jackasses bid it up to stupid levels. Just once I would like to see one of these jackasses brought to court to enforce the contract to purchase the item at whatever insanely high price. Ultimately, the seller probably couldn’t get the…

“it looks like a very nice 2-door Altima.”

100%. I drove past a parked GT-R Nismo with my wife; she was shocked when I told her it was a $150K car. “It doesn’t LOOK like it’s that expensive...”

Congratulations, Mr. McMike, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Nissan Leaf which this lovely lady will deliver soon. She will leaf as soon as possible.

That’s because whatever they make would ‘suck’

Have you seen how a Roomba “navigates”? I don’t want my car ping-ponging all over the place, thanks.

They are, but...let’s just say they rely on crashing into things and don’t turn very well.

Pfft, go out for lunch and drinks for 68 minutes

If he started screaming for help, you should have told him you’d have to check with the sales manager, and duck out for a 5 minute smoke.

There’s not a chance in hell you could’ve gotten me to do that stunt. It’d be my luck of looking down from Car Heaven and seeing myself as the big “winner” of the Darwin Awards—most creative head chopping.

“So, about those upgraded floormats.....”

Were you in the habit of putting things in the path of the closing sunroof? I’m trying to understand the fear.

Wow, this sales guy was WAY off.

Perfect time to haggle. “So is there any wiggle room on that price?”

Conclusive proof that sex toys are more functional and valuable to society than car salesmen.

Ahhh GM. First you lock old people in Corvettes and now you lock young peoples’ heads in minivans.