If Einstein had not wasted his time on flying cars, he would have unified gravity with General Relativity Theory.

Now, if we can find a way to stop Larry from driving on the wrong side of the road to get to his Walgreens prescriptions, that would be great.

Those are not cheats. Just bad lies.

Yes. Until you get caught. /s

This ruins it for the people with remote starts that want their cars heaters warm in the morning.

Damn! Excellent point.

It is not keyless entry that is the issue. It is keyless proximity ignition. My Sienna has it. It is a bonus, but highly unnecessary. Sticking a key into a hole is not an ordeal.

You mean that picture of Brutus in Pence’s office was not a dead giveaway?

Pence can do this because he is the only person in the White House that can not be fired by Trump.

The solution is simple: Have a physical key.

Consider a used Acura TSX wagon.

At least used Acura TSX wagons are still an option if people can overlook the bird beak.

Prosecutor Kym Worthy announced second-degree murder and involuntary manslaughter

Let me make sure I understand this:

Unless your name is Grimes. Then don’t leave Elon alone.

I know. The first step of replacing that Audi visor clip is to remove the front facia of the car.

I would plastidip that shit except plasticdip has a limited selection of colors.

Re: MR2 story: WHY!? Why let that guy in on the lie? You know this guy’s co-workers hate him at work for being a know-it-all. You probably made their day with your lie..

Wrong Pope.

The Pope’s Ferrari ignited in holy flames.