Did you get assigned this article on purpose, Ms Shoemaker?

People are stupid.

I have no doubt Judge Persky does not get it. He is just the worst person to point out judicial independence when had a history of screwing over a civil case favoring jocks who did the same stupid shit in 2007.

Gotta be sure.

St Francis clearly did not contract flesh eating amoebas and pork tapeworms. Fuck those parasites and send them all to hell!

Too late. RIP, kitten.

Shoot the damn animal. Who are we talking about again?

Didn’t we already establish the proper protocol for small animals on the roadway?

Unless you are hungry for groundhog meat.

It will be six more weeks of winter in hell.

Not necessarily rabies, but some kind of illness. Usually, burrowing animals come out in the open when they are sick.

The groundhog was brown. The groundhog was not armed.

Hi baby Esprit! There you are!

Glad it got killed. The side picture makes this thing look like a Fiero kit car. That would be the true sign this was not a real Lamborghini. 

Raphael came to the realization he is a canine in a journalist office?

Is it kosher to bang your hench(wo)man?

Thank you for the correction.

Damn it! My bad. I meant use credit cards, not debit cards.

No. That means Saudi Arabia will start its own nuke program. Syria might want to join in the fun, too. The whole region becomes a bunch of angry toddlers that just found their daddy’s loaded sidearm.

France and Germany stand to benefit with trade from Iran. The EU will not back out of this deal if Iran chooses to adhere to the agreement. Just deals with Airbus alone is worth billions.