This correction will not be as bad as the last one. Cars can be repo’ed and sold much faster than houses. The scale of the loans are much smaller relative to the overall market. This does not make the situation any less shady.

Then don’t bitch when people generalize about all black people.

Putin has more hidden wealth than El Chapo.

Serious question: What kind of pee pee tape does Putin have on you? Since when do you, the legendary Fancy Kristen, do charity?

In this day and age, it might be necessary to make that disclaimer in every article. Imagine if someone started talking about Islam and extremism. Are we to assume every person who practices Islam is a terrorist? Absolutely not.

Musk is settling for no name musicians, now? Come on! The bar has been set by Amber Heard. Aim higher.

Then who does the weed delivery?

You assume Uber gives fucks out for free. Uber fucks are surge priced.

Uber cars fulfill humanity’s darkest desires.

How many data points does an Uber LIDAR system need to trigger avoidance procedures? How many data points does a plastic bag trigger compared to a person?

Crabs. Definitely crabs.

Bees are not poisonous. A thorax or abdomen in every 100 parts of your strawberry jam has not killed anyone.

The dude has experience selling guns. He is qualified to run a gun club.

So the NRA elected someone with experience selling lots of guns. So even they run their organization as a meritocracy.

Bonus points for successfully gaming the California bureaucracy.

I am confused. Are you saying Giuliani is bad in that he is cockblocking Trump? Shouldn’t this be a good thing?

Complete suspension of due process for non-citizens

Keep in mind this is the same administration that justifies “funneling” money through a law firm and fictitious consulting firm for hush money to a porn star as a legitimate business practice.

Sweden is pretty generous with their immigration. One of the requirements is to learn Swedish.

In cases where people have criminal records, I say have at it. The difference here is these people from Guatemala are running for their lives and they want to apply for asylum. This is a case where people can not just go the US Embassy because they will not be able to live long enough to the paperwork half done. We…