This should go without saying, but if you choose to purchase your glasses online, you are NOT entitled to free service or repairs on those glasses from brick and mortar retailers.

As a former optician, I had far too many instances where online shoppers would come into our store and demand frame adjustments, repairs,…

IMO you are correct. That sort of imbalance will ultimately destroy their relationship down the road. They either need to break up, even if temporarily, or both accept that the other is free to see other people.

That’s amazing. Front and rear engined with detatchable command unit for commuting. Wildly impractical for a production vehicle but as a minivan owner this is kind of the car of my dreams.

The production version actually had it integrated into the windshield, but the panel gap was just so huge that it looked like a traditionally mounted mirror.

No.  Even 165 years ago, fresh New York oysters were available in the Midwest.

In other sports you can get penalized for un-sportsman like conduct. Which can include celebrating a goal or win. Its entirely because this is professional and “not for fun” that its important to show good conduct. I don’t watch much e-sports but I do want them to be respected as much as other sports.

This is all about flavor, right? So what is chemically different about the way you taste a liquid as opposed to a solid which makes salting an automatic no-no?

These are all good tips. I would just add, they’re not just for interviews.

Wasn’t that Bill Cosby’s thing, put a couple clear drops into the woman’s drink, and she’s so charmed, she drops her panties instantly!

Did not realize you resided in our fair city. Hell of a snowpocalypse, right? Glad that’s done...

Forward to the 0:50 mark:

I was thinking about this too, maybe we’ll come back and do a part two to this.

Or lay off the Goldschläger.

If your poop is metallic and shiny, please seek the attention of a physician.

I kind of wonder if you are serious, or if you had actually seen Conan O’Brien. His show is hilarious, they should have given it more time, kept it on and not brought back Leno.

“Never has one car been so synonymous with rental car duty as the V6 Mustang.”

Magnetic Ride means the car comes with a juggalo in the trunk.

All things are divisible by Craigslist Miatas.

Hard as it may be to accept, this is absolutely true.

Ask any Asian. They’ll eschew the measuring cup for the finger method any any day because it saves time and it’s one less thing to use. I have a chuckle with my American friends when they ask for the measuring cup to cook rice and I show them to rinse and measure their rice in 30 seconds.