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A friend of mine in high school “accidentally” had anal sex before vaginal. She didn’t actually realize it until we were all talking about it and a light bulb went off in her head. Even then the rest of us virgins couldn’t believe that she hadn’t known that NOPE THAT IS NOT MY VAGINA. Honestly though I think the guy

Do we think the Naked Cowboy hooks-up with a lot of tourist? I mean who else would be in to it? Team #NeverCowboy

I had a roommate that did this and it drove me up the wall. It was impossible to watch anything that has a slightly complicated plot because he would insist it made no sense. Pay attention dummy and it will!! Sounds like you dodged a bullet of dealing with that forever.

All of this. It is amazing to have absolute freedom to do what you want without comprimise. I will absolutely travel alone again, it was a great experience.

This is good, because you get to drink wine and not wear a bra. The best way to watch any movie.

I was literally thinking this today! It’s not fair that their is a stigma or viewpoint that doing things alone makes you sad or a loser. We shouldn’t have to wait for someone else to do what we want. If we do that we might never get the chance in the end. Plus, movies are the perfect solo activity. You aren’t suppose

Urgh, it is so hard! People seem to judge it hardcore, but I just don’t get why I have to wait for someone else to be interested or free to do what I want. I recently went to Europe alone and had an amazing time. Oddly, I have been nervous to go out to eat or grab a drink sole in my own town lol

I love going to movies alone. It’s like one of my favorite things. Is this something weird? My sister was teasing me about it this weekend, which I just didn’t get. Is it weird that I am happy Kanye and I share this together? Yes, but I embrace that. 

Are there any non-asshole youtube stars? Like I guess I am an old because I cannot understand any youtube “stars” appeal. They are all just the WORST.

Heyyyyy Boy, Heyyyyy

Those twins looked like they were 50 years old. Also, The horror their faces tried to convey when Scheana didn’t know Montauk was amazing. 

I will never understand girls who love to pee outside. I use to have friends that would pee in the alley right next to the bar. Like ... we are here... just pee in the damn bar?

I will thank you for this now!

Adorable and has the greatest suits :)

Well she is a little clueless if she thinks it makes her look cool.

I find Corden so dull. I’m leaning more on him not being Norton, but it probably all plays in. I was sad Norton’s Comedy Central show didn’t work out. My sister and I loved watching it.

I have never had anything against her really, but she is just so wrong on this!

J.Law, girl no, just no. She is really just doubling down on this. Being that clueless is not a good look.

I know all of these people are garbage people. Literally all of them, but I can’t help but love Schwartzy. I want him to run away and make non-garbage friends.

I have this same thought at least 4 times during every episode. Usually followed by “WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE AND HOW DO HUMANS EVEN ACT LIKE THIS?”