Yes, bring back Chris Noth as the older, more experienced guy in this new series. You morons! Bring him back! Also, exhume Jerry Orbach. He was always the best part of the show. Throw in Michael Moriarty for some crazy.

"Doc Savage" lasted until 1949. It wasn't killed by the war, just downsized.

A movie with only two characters or only two characters with more than minor parts, in which those two characters spend most if not all of their on-screen time relating to or taking with one another.

I thought the cast needed to be shuffled. Norton would have made a great Dolarhyde, and Fiennes would have been fantastic as Lecter.

Heck, Mann wouldn't even give Dolarhyde the dragon tattoo. He said it was cartoonish. I imagine the museum assault was outside his areas of interest.

In the book, Graham is happy to carry a gun.

There is no glass. Trust me on this. I have watched this film many times. The glass was invented by "SoTL." In the books, there's bars, then a net on Lecter's side about four feet back from the bars.

He's not specifically called a cannibal, but they explicitly discuss that he tore out a nurse's eye and tongue. What was he supposed to do with them?

"Let's Go to the Mall" is hilarious, but I'd argue that it's much closer to a Debbie Gibson video than anything by Tiffany. I was selling records back then, and I remember both of them. Robin's wardrobe, especially, screams "Gibson!"

"Let's Go to the Mall" is hilarious, but I'd argue that it's much closer to a Debbie Gibson video than anything by Tiffany. I was selling records back then, and I remember both of them. Robin's wardrobe, especially, screams "Gibson!"

Cousin Neil is always welcome, even under tons of makeup and hair. (Yes, he's my distant cousin.)

Read my accurate summary of the story and see if you still think so. If you do, cool.

They were not "mowed down." The Albert Alligator character died because he thought Earth alligators were intelligent on the same level as Pog (no "o," for copyright protection) and the other animals from their planet. It wasn't anything like a Seth Macfarlane cutaway. It was halfway between a critique of Nazism and a…

Was it Drake University you appeared at? Because I dropped out of Drake after eight solid semesters and one shit storm of a term.

Groucho Marx, actually.

As a young man, he was handsome and had a charming mien about him. Times change. Unfortunately, he seemed to think seduction wasn't necessary when he found a woman attractive.

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"I'll take 'the rapists' for 200, Alex!"

You mean t he O.S.S., at least until '47.

She looks gay? I thought she looked like Annie Hall.