At least use a picture of their prototype as the lede.

13? How about we just go ahead and

Yeah but air pollution is just a liberal myth! To prove it, republicans should just go in their garages and inhale exhaust fumes for a while to prove once and for all that regulating air pollution is just a deep state conspiracy by Ellen Degeneres, Obama and Hillary done to funnel money to a pizza shop pedophile ring.

I didn’t read the article: the poster

Come find me if you ever want a spin in a car with just parking lights on. It’ll blow your freaking mind.

True. And the Mercury and Saturn dealers have closed.

A “CEO” with a Milan? Was he the CEO of like a chain of four dry cleaners or something?

I have a super paranoid coworker who bought one of these because he felt it was least noticeable cars on the market at the time.

He is not wrong about that. 

The story HAD facts. It included, initially, the denials by King’s daughter and foundation, then we added the quote from IP management as soon as we saw it. That doesn’t change the tone-deafness of the ad, and how its message ran counter to the rest of the speech itself. Saying “well the family signed off on it!”…

White guys gonna white guy

I’ve been sitting here, reading replies, and trying to understand this. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far:

On slick surfaces, standard brake bias is actually BAD brake bias. By default, most vehicles are heavily biased towards the front. On slick surfaces, the fronts can’t do anywhere close to as much braking as…

I used to live in an apartment with assigned parking. The tenant next to me would invariably park very close to the line - presumably because of the support pillar for the covered parking. One time it was so close that it finally ticked me off. I told my then-girlfriend to get out of the car, then proceeded to park as…

Correction: the second time a “guest” who you conveniently don’t remember the name of accidentally tears their front bumper off.

They get a little better at parking around the second time you accidentally tear their front bumper off. 

Just two?

Why ?

Donald Trump talked (i.e. lied) about cars. Jalopnik is a car-enthusiast website...

Fixed.

And they will somehow figure out how to make it leak oil.

Its the speakers that make the signature “bubbitah, bubbitah” noise at 94.8 decibels that will really add the heft.