The greatest things in life are all suck, squeeze, bang, blow, at the end of the day.

Yes, and their biggest value is as targets with 4th gen fighter radar for threat replication BVR.

Amphicar. I would tune in every week to watch Doug bailing water out of it.

If you’re going to get a VW TDI, why not get the ‘screw you, I don’t care about the environment, I just like torque’ version - the V10 TDI Touareg?

Ariel Nomad - Just make this happen... Drive it in the sun, drive it in the rain, drive it in the snow. Track it. Rally it. Live it.

A Caterham Seven, with a twist: You have to build it yourself. You could do a whole video series about the build, and another about the ownership. I’m not sure about resale on these, though.

Also, if you build it in your own garage, you won’t have to put on pants!

I dare you Doug. I double dare you to get a Brodozer. Any infact. You can find one on the net with endless options, and prices. Resale will be easy with all the bros out there.

Doug...don’t listen to these amateurs. For real you need a Morgan 3-wheeler. Just think of all the fun you would have driving around Philly...in a 3-Wheeler. You can even buy some silly hats and gloves.

Bentley Turbo R values are flat. So the only expense will be maintenance which might be high but a true man needs to own two British vehicles at once. Besides you can compare the dealership experience with Land Rover

You’ve owned American, Japanese, German, and Italian. That leaves a few possibilities, but I suggest British. Specifically, a Morgan. There is nothing more British than a Morgan. A used Mog won’t lose value (I’m a fan, but they really all do look alike. Most of the differences are engine and suspension related, but…

Citroen 2CV

A pre-2000 “classic” Mini! Preferably an 80s Cooper S with the 1.6L. And you can discuss the silly 25 year import law some more, but instead how 1990s Minis slip through customs and even get registered on the road because everybody here thinks they are from the 1970s. Not to mention it’s adorable. And the polar…

Original Mini

DUh!!!! Caterham 620 R

How about a Trabant?

I’d vote for something totally weird... like a Citroen DS

Atom. Because I want to see him trying to survive the weather

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Dodge Ram

Oh, and deafening them as well — Pluto flying overhead would have been about 150 decibels. To compare, a Saturn V moon rocket at full thrust is 200 decibels. So there's that.