Does this mean we can wear a blue shirt, and walk right in as a Genius clone, but actually not a worker? awesome. This needs to be made into an Improv skit.

It appears the header of each page says 'Apple Need-To-Know Confidential'.

so if there are documents marked 'Confidential', isn't it considered prohibited from public knowledge? C'mon, Giz... this isn't a phone left at a bar. This is leaked internal corporate documentation.

you need a circular formation of sturdy trees. which houses would have a circular formation of sturdy trees? need what? 6 minimum?

perfect... need leg extensions and a white fur suit and we'll be set... people will think its' big foot for real scraping snow off someones' car!

I can't be the only one wondering... what's the warranty on this thing? All-in-ones' usually dies, if not really quickly, then quicker than conventional uni-modular counterparts.

Correct me if I'm wrong.... List price says $59.99, striked out, and Amazon.com price is $79.99.... Stop cheating people out of their money on a crappy product, Society!

Why is the water blue? OMG! Someone just pee in the pool!!!!

A pencil can be used as a weapon. It's not the technology or the objects that causes effortless killing. It's the people, their environments, and their surroundings that contributes to such drastic measures and mindset.

Fire exits? Which way to the fire escape? No fire ladders?

those who buy it at the hefty $5,600 wouldn't be able to come back to sue the company if the product fails. or so the company hopes to get away with.

Can't you just download Foxfi from the Play Store and call it a day? Or am I missing something?

how is ufologists pronounced?

Along comes a puppy dog who marks his/her territory... and then you sleep face first on said dried 'spot'.

Winter is coming...

Wasnt there an article yesterday or this weekend where a person with a jailbreak can go into the sms profile in ios, put in a false contact info, create and send the message and recieving user would think the message came from a person they know but instead not, and from this phisher?

You know... 500,000 years is a long time.

How can you tell if a date is ripe?

okay, okay, okay.... no need to panic. but what about customers' subscriptions? Will there be refunds / compensations / reimbursements if there are service interruptions?

ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.... banana-phone~