So the question this car answers is "what do we give away at charity auctions for marine life"? Or "what does Ted Danson's agent drive"?

Turd Blossom,

I gave it my best... somebody, anybody? Can we get an English literature or creative writing major on this situation!? We need an IV drip of low PH hyperbole STAT!

There are hubless wheel systems out there,[www.osmoswheel.com] but to incorporate such a marvel of design would take more than a few spare segments of hockey rink lexan and a drill press.

Big flashy wheels and babyshit brown paint, this country is headed to nowhere at an astounding rate, in fact we're accelerating towards whatever bleeding vortex of horrors this degenerate delicacy wriggled out of.

DUDE somebody is going to have to pay income tax on that car! As if owning and possibly driving an Aveo doesn't suck enough... now because you won it... you get to pay taxes on it as income. If it was a civic or maybe even a focus, but Ray... thats a ringer for TTAC's TWAT award. I know because I voted for it, twice!…

WOW I'm duly impressed by the workmanship... but that impression is rightly eclipsed by the stupidity of the owner. I'm sorry for whomever he kills. Odds are they won't have an estate to endow a university with a library like our GT driving cock-in-the-air waiving street racer thrill seeker.

Hey there G-wagon.... oh, no wait thats a jeep!

Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

What no allante? or is that model of questionable origin with all that fancy pininfarina bodywork. Was it not entirely 'merican? Or was the Allante just too big of a flop for this commercial? If GM could have just gotten Keanu in there, the "like um whoah" feeling would have been complete.

Ever unlock a mercedes with a palm pilot? IRDA is a nifty little thing. Sadly mercedes uses a rolling code so it only works once, but it does work. Oh but that was so very 6 years ago.