not grey enough

....three minutes of a man not being able to murder a dude and a lady calling him a “pussy” is a “wickedly fun time” ?

People keep begging for Ewing to take on the FF when they return, but this is why I want him to take over Thor when Aaron’s finished. Ewing’s take was fucking fantastic.

And (unless moviefighters lied to me) that pony was some kind of evil sorceress exiled to the human dimension who at one point turned herself into a satan but was eventually restored with palmagic

Type the leader’s name and Allison Mack’s name into youtube. She’s VERY obviously a high ranking member of the org, and close to the founder— though that doesn’t mean she’s necessarily a recruiter. She just weeps at the beautiful words of the lead abuser.

He was. Biggest dude on their side.

I choose to believe the fan theory that Riverdale really is just a nonsense novel ur-Jughead is writing— which explains not only the bad narration, but the bad, the gloriously bad, everything else

Your Calvin and Hobbes articles are really, really lovely. Thank you for them.

I thought Dubai was one of the most gay-friendly places in the middle east?

It’s Dubai. Of course it was.

given the headline, I thought this was going to be an article about how Dubai is an actual dystopia literally run on slave labor— but I guess that’s less important than the fact that it’s a silly park in a big city?

The Tower is just a detail that speaks to a larger problem— these are supposed to be set in the same universe, but they typically act like they aren’t. When they EVER mention the rest of this reality, it tends to be either WINK-ey or “oh god I’m too embarrassed to say the word “Hulk,” I’ll just say PURPLE PANTS GUY…

Ewing explained marvel’s timeline in Ultimates. As time moves forward, certain events move with it— no matter what the present is, certain events always have happened x number of years ago, while everything shifts forward.

A life without curiosity? Because someone hadn’t read a book within a few hours of release and wanted to actually experience the plot for themselves? Jesus fucking Christ. Your opinion of yourself is so insanely inflated.

You went off on a dude like he was INSANE for being miffed for being spoiled on the day of release of something. You acted like it was UNFATHOMABLE that someone could not have read a comic within a few hours of it coming out. Your reaction was extreme, and the hate you’re getting now is fittingly extreme.

...are you serious? You’re on io9, which tends to indicate some knowledge of pop culture, and you’re arguing the nuances of whether or not it’s ok to spoil floppies of X-men on the day of their release— in what universe could you have avoided so totally any knowledge of Star Wars Episode 7 or 8, particularly on a…

If I say “aren’t porgs a big part of star wars now,” and you chime in “well actually in the climax snoke convinces ray to commit total porgocide,”and it’s the fucking night of release, you’re an asshole.

Did YOU read Watchmen? It’s heavily implied that Rorsach’s journal blows it all open and renders all those deaths meaningless. It’s why it’s the last fucking thing you fucking see. Jesus Christ.

a lady is working at a thrift store. Her pal is like “SeE YOU AT THEP ARTY TONIGHT.” While closing that night, a disconnected phone rings. Lady picks it up. “Hello?” SCARECUT IT’S MORNING. Around the corner are LEGS OF A DEAD PERSON BEING DRAGGED AWAY. She follows the draggy legs and sees JUMPSCARE CREEPY MASKY…

highly anticipated? By who?