Why aren’t more people commenting about how hilarious it is that a human person said– “Even as the mighty Avengers break into Civil War, their affinity for best-in class, high performance and state of the art technology in their vehicles ties them together.”??

Nah, I am working on a computer that had a plugin instead that changed instances of his name. It’s been fixed.

Been waiting for this and here is what I agree with.

I still say Returns got the shaft. First of all, 76% RT score. That ain’t bad. It played it a little too safe and definitely made some mistakes, but overall it’s a solid movie with a good cast and the kind of heart you expect from a Superman film. But OF COURSE comic fans crucified it for not having enough alien…

Most on-point Superman moment in the past ten years was in Superman Returns. Superman saves the plane and then with grace and dignity requests the passengers leave in an orderly fashion. Still, even that movie was paced like a dirge.

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

This is a wonderfully written piece with a rather glaring error: you don’t owe your kids money, you owe it to the women who relied on their own income to clothe, house, and educate the children you love.

Yes. Now get off the internet until your homework is done.

Yup, raising kids is very expensive and very hard.

No I saw that too but that’s like two things. You telling me the ONLY non-writing jobs he could get was UPS or pot farming? If true, then fine I guess. But that’s not what he says. He doesn’t say he’s been sending out 50 resumes a week to regular jobs and can’t get hired. He just mentions writing and these two random…

Me, as a child-support paying divorced mom with 50/50 physical custody, who still buys school uniforms and new shoes and haircuts for my kids because my ex-husband won’t.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

This is probably the most controversial thing Christopher Reeve said:

DONT DRAG CHRIS EVANS INTO THIS

Only if he had to and had already killed several thousand people anyway.

what

You expect people to read your review before making empty snarky comments? This is kinja ! ;)

If you have a Wii U, a Wii Remote and Nunchuk and $20 to spare, grab Metroid Prime Trilogy. It has the soft-lock option that I mentioned in the review, which might be more to your liking.

I think I made it very clear in the review what the virtues of backtracking in Metroid games are–and specifically when in Metroid Prime the backtracking is overdone.