It doesn’t need a remake, it needs a fucking director’s cut. The only version we have on dvd is the post-test-screening version, after the execs decided that the original was TOO HORRIFYING/DRAINING/SCARY, and thus chopped up the last act.

so, did the actor this year figure out how human emotion works? Last season’s foggy was like a pod person trying to be funny.

The past few years have made a gigantic deal out of the importance of his rebirths, and how they qualify as resulting in actually new entities. I’d be very surprised if the climax of the last series, yet another rebirth, didn’t play into this.

The sexuality of one of the main characters in K&C is also super relevant.

Civil War, the plot, the weird out of character stuff, everything, can be explained simply enough by the following: Marvel tried to write a Patriot Act metaphor around a plot that much more leant itself towards a Gun Control Metaphor.

and I had no idea he had been writing New 52 superman. This has finally convinced me to dive in. Now I just need to figure out the reading order for Superman and Action Comics and Unchained and That Black and White Superman etc etc.

wait, where’s this jab? Google is not being friendly

Blame Deadpool.

It’s “hey remember Ghostbusters? What if ghostbusters had people falling down and slapping each other a lot. haha, wouldn’t that be great?”

Oh wow. This may be a bit of golden age thinking, but wasn’t there a time when io9's comments were almost entirely thoughtful discussion? Progressives and conservatives disagreed, without just shouting “NOT EVERYTHING IS RACIST, YOU SJW!!!” over and over again. Thanks gawker/gizmodo!

For a while her exgirlfriend was just Malekith in disguise, but now shes teamed up with her actual exgirlfriend to TAKE OVER HELL. Like I said, BANANAS. If you’re ok with a series that INSANELY RIDICULOUS (and you’re ok with jokes that mention feminism— the comics internet FREAKED OUT when the writers made a fourth…

The title boils down to “dude accomplished a super difficult video game thing that no one else has done.” Article is “dude accomplished a super difficult video game thing that no one else has done.” We’re not sniffin after some bait and endin up on some line, we’re nibblin on a morsel that turns out to be exactly what…

Awesome. 100$ for all three is not entirely unreasonable, as far as these sorts of things go

Neil Gaiman won the rights, sold her/licensed her/ something to marvel. She fell through some kind of interdimmensional crack, but not from the Spawn Universe, from a realm that Odin sealed away after an ancient war, maybe of Super Capitalist Extremist Second Wave Feminist Fascist Evil Angels. BUT IT TURNS OUT that…

I mean, at least pre-gizmodo, it felt like most of the people on io9 knew how words worked and put them together in combinations that actually said things.

Please tell me by“They’ll be on sale at a cost of $100,” you mean the set, not individually?

of course a good dark thor movie would be good. A good cheesy thor movie would be good. A good anything movie is going to be good.

The modern x-force comics star deadpool? Not since 2012. Though they remain very violent and very funny, particularly Si Spurrier’s fantastic run.

It’s too bad that this ends up being emblematic of Jessica Jones’ reduction from a Character/Person to just The Mom in recent years. One would think that SHE would be the one who’d need to tone down the swearing.

It’s a fun, expressive style for a delightful book.