Okay there is a huge visual misunderstanding here.

That makes the figure technically "child pornography".

6. Reptile's Theme - Skrillex

WHAT

"Hacking the mainframe!"

I'm one of the rarities that's still stuck with DX9.

To be specific, I think I remember hearing this is "Unreal Engine 3.8" somewhere.

They already have. All of this may look pretty, but in the end the physics engine ruins everything.

Damnit, and I just got a 6th gen for Christmas. whatevs, the camera will probably suck on the tiny thing anyway.

Oh yes. And you can bet Activision would be one of the first.

Solution to this whole "gay relationships" in videogames.

I'm kinda inbetween the whole "waiting a few months" and "waiting a year or two".

Excuse me Kotaku, but this is biased journalism. All this will do is start shitstorms and argume-... oh right APRIL FOOLS. You sure got me.

I think that joke is far to old to be repeated.

So pretty much:

L4D meets RE4?

Sega + Marvel = Shitty licensed games

Wow what a load of shit.

Valve and Nintendo mostly.

I can trust them to want every dollar I make, that's for sure.