First day buy

I want an "every angle" gallery of the console, both opened and closed. And I want more info on that charging dock.

What's with the sound effects?

Did... did Brian just attempt to greentext?

Translation plox

Can't see shit captain.

Brb robbing a bank.

@jcb231: Here's everything to unlock. Image taken from the leak on a hacked console, but I can assure you that nothing in the image is false.

No. 4: Dat rimlighting

@agent010: Just like the GameBoy when that was released.

The only game I wanted multiple times as much as the others... was not included on the list...

That was awesome.

Blaming a game (that doesn't require the player to move around) for causing an incident where someone is injured is downright retarded.

@Marcem: What?

I hated it before I played it.

I wonder if you can make other computer components in this game... Like a GPU or some sort of HDD equivalent.

@Thecenturyslayer: I don't think anyone would attribute their sex life with a video game.

@otherface: Yeah, I guess. But it's MUCH more fun to play with a friend.

This actually looks worth the money.

Please god, oh please keep this in the game.