@Bhazor: "Your parents help you hook it up" Lol more like I help my parents hook it up.

@The Overmind: This one looks a bit slutty compared to the Other M actress.

@ThisCharmingMan: Yeah, I was wondering the same thing...

Holy shit. That's like... over 2 years of playing a single game. 2 YEARS.

Meanwhile, at Kotaku's weekly employee meetings...

I threw my hands in the air when he got the last one right.

@kitsuneconundrum: I wish I could promote comments...

@ivan256: You're a genius

Thanks for this. I'm going to leave for Jobcorps hopefully sometime before the year ends and this subject was worrying me a lot.

I wanna know the story behind this photo.

Needs some power ups and jumps. Maybe a rainbow colored track too.

@PoopsieDoodle: Mind making a version that doesn't reverse?

@acidrain69: Punsssss... Whyyyyy...

@Michael Scrip: Boltcutters can't cut through hardened/tempered steel.

Ground control to Major Tom.

@Holden Van Fleming:

A+ work, Nintendo. A+

@Goufunaki22: And Metroid Prime if you want a taste of more modern awesomeness.