Fuck Trump and his MAGAssholes. May they find connecting rods poking through their stupid blocks.

Speaking of expensive jokes:

If a little “curb contact” busts a ball joint or breaks a control arm, your car is a piece of shit. Go walk down your street and you’ll probably find curb rash on 9 out of 10 sets of wheels. Then note how many of them also have busted ball joints.

“It was a weird thing for the company to get rid of since the glitch didn’t seem to create any underlying issues”

Cute floating orbs... or spooky spiders with invisible legs.

I wonder how many people who say they hate mayonnaise grew up being fed things slathered in Miracle Whip.

What I need is a charm that helps with the standoff timing. Since reaching the back half of the game I haven’t won a single standoff. Even when I correctly predict their attack, I’m apparently still too slow releasing the button.

$100 says she is an Instagram influencer.

I’m sure his daughter will enjoy hearing that dear ol’ Dad wanted to have her aborted. Stay classy, Papa.

Or is that just what big birthday aka hallmark WANT you to think ..eh?

A friend of mine linked me this a few hours ago. As a relatively pretty man who also builds his own computers, I am saddened to be reminded that I will never be the prettiest man who does computer stuff while Henry Cavill lives, even with all the makeup and eyeshadow I wear...

I so badly want to hate him, but I just…

“I have no idea why Twitch banned me.”

uh... good for you?

There was a passage from Bill Buford’s Heat that’s stuck with me, is that one time he bought a whole pig to butcher and it was delivered at the farmer’s market. And sure, a whole grown pig is an enormous task, but got a lot of dirty looks from a crowd that was otherwise the kind of “foodies” that clamor for farm to…

Do we have to flip through a slide show to see other pictures of it?

Is the 300 HP Mini GP I’m reviewing not a hot hatch? 

Tucker Carlson is an heir to Swanson Frozen Foods and hasn’t earned anything or worked a day in his life.

Something I learned a while ago that helps make sense of things like this is to understand that there are two different Americas that people talk about.