One of the worst things about this election is learning exactly what percentage of Americans are total monsters.

Illustration by Victor Juhasz

I can just hear all the attorneys in the firm yelling “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSNAAAAAP!!” at this letter.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

To: rslwn

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

“After all, we all have to look at him.” Classiest shade ever.

You might even say, they need to carry this to term.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

GET. IT. MARY. BERRY.

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I believe it’s Laura Richards who says “stalking is murder in slow motion.” We have to start treating stalking, dv, and sexual violence as huge red flags for murderers :(

Even before I knew how Greta felt about this, the headlock always bothered me. There’s nothing gentle about that.

It's a photo of an assault. I never understood why people think it's romantic. I can't keep count of how many times I've been grabbed on the street, and it terrifies and enrages me. It's not fun.

Look at their left arms. His, gripped tight on the back of her neck, hand in a fist. Hers clenched up, hand also in a fist. Compare this to any photo of passionate couple kissing.

Matt Lauer will probably find some way to blame this on Hillary... for empowering girls or whatnot.