So who do babies blame their farts on? Barking aphids? Pygmy Jerboas on motorcycles?

Add "Yakety Sax" to anything and it gets 100% more hilarious. Except weirdly for Benny Hill which I never found funny.

People always double-take when I tell them I'm from the south, because I don't have an accent. Then they ask why I ditched it. I tell them that it's a secret and that I'll share eventually.

Yeah, there's always been a particular moral component involved in the market. Everywhere. There are a fair number of people out there who believe the Holocaust is a lie made up by Jews. If Wal-Mart hires a dude to publicize their company that starts espousing such views, people at large have every right on earth to…

Honestly, I'm not a fan of jokes that are funny simply because they're offensive. It's lazy comedy. In fact, 30 Rock made a dig at "white people do this, black people do this" jokes because that kind of standup is lazy and outdated.

Why is it so hard to have that middle ground, where you're not a rape-advocating cockmongler, but you can make jokes about offensive things because it's comedy and jokes about them shouldn't be totally off limits?