“Now I know why you kawaiiiiiii!!”

“sweat and curse and jerk off and fire a gun and slide a needle into his arm,” known colloquially as the “Florida lunch break.”

I’d probably also give Joe Dante credit for directing the movie personally. Columbus wrote it, but it is very much a Joe Dante movie.

What’s a movie where you’re a little embarrassed to admit how much you enjoy it?

Why’d you have to go and make things complicated?

“woke virtue signaling.”

Isn’t Man of Medan—or whatever it was called—a spiritual sequel to Until Dawn?

SOMA was effing fantastic. I know that it’s basically a walking simulator with all the hiding and “puzzling” you do to open up areas, but the narrative really struck with me and the twist at the end seriously creeped me out in a way that more jump-scare reliant horror games never managed.

Am I the first person to put Genshin Impact on this list? I’ve played my fair share of f2p games over the years. The games typically ride the wave of forcing you to draw (for in-game, often paid, currency) to get an ideal unit for the next big in-game event. (I coincidentally have Final Fantasy: War of the Visions…

*2020: In the desert of Fuckheadistan*

Anyone who fights you on that point is worse than Hitler, obviously.

Untap, upkeep, draw a happy little tree

Lay off him.  You shouldn’t expect someone with cloven hooves to understand the basics of footwear.

For me it was Pet Semetary, hands down. I’ve read a lot of suspenseful novels, but this is the only one that made me feel genuine fright.

TETSUUUOOOOOOO

So what did everybody think of Lower Decks? I think it’s the best Trek since DS9 and the best first season of a Trek show since either TOS or ever. I’m deeply Internet Outraged that the AV Club didn’t cover it.

You just HAD to remind us about the Klingon nudity. 

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

I’d much rather see him in Hannibal season 4 anyway.