Why are they fighting now, when we’re this close to regionals?

Living in Wisconsin I can assure with 100% accuracy that Culvers is our favorite and it’s the best on the map. Can’t go wrong with a fresh butter burger and cheese curds followed by frozen custard for dessert.

The best frozen food is steak - this is because steak is the best food.

The fact that Twix was not mentioned means there can be no winners in this draft. 

Sabtaon - Carolus Rex (2012)

HOW... THE...HELL...IS...DICK...CHENEY...STILL...ALIVE?!  My dad had 1 heart attack and died, and he was a very good man. There is no justice. 

Diana Burnwood: Good morning, 69. Your targets are known respectively as The Painter and The Pruner.

What you might now know, is that viewing such migrations used to be commonplace in the Rockies, as well as on the plains. Herds of mattress roamed carefree until the advent of rail travel, and the hunting of mattresses for sport. Pillowtop Pete was rumored to have shot 60 of them in one day, the dying air of these…

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

As someone who has been a cinematographer for more than a decade, shooting on a range of formats including the cams used for this show, I’d argue it’s a little from column A, a little from column B. It is true that most people don’t have their television sets properly calibrated, but then again, they aren’t really…

“And, most of all, is Yoko Kanno coming back to do the soundtrack again?”

As a child victim, I too was pulled into a room with people and was asked to tell the truth about someone I cared for (a family member). I lied. I lied and not a day goes by where I don’t regret it... but I was a kid, and the whole time I was in this process I kept thinking about how I wanted to protect them. That I…

Still one of the best anime opening songs of all time.

Carcasonne!! My four-year old beat me when we played.

Carcasonne!! My four-year old beat me when we played.

Packers brought in Mike McCarthy after the game and fired him; he was not expecting it, per source.

Still only the second worst McCarthy in Wisconsin history. 

Culture Fit is a great name for a yogurt company, though. Maybe their workers could say “You’re not a culture fit!” whenever there’s a bad batch!

It’s not a whole game but Half Life 2's level “We Don’t Go to Ravenholm” is pretty great.

Nyarlafourtop is a harsh but fair deity.

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”