Culture Fit is a great name for a yogurt company, though. Maybe their workers could say “You’re not a culture fit!” whenever there’s a bad batch!

It’s not a whole game but Half Life 2's level “We Don’t Go to Ravenholm” is pretty great.

Nyarlafourtop is a harsh but fair deity.

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

that Kirby is so amazing.....and then I saw it was named Kirby and it got even better.

Stuff that rules about FFVIII:
-Triple Triad is the best, most ambitious minigame of all time. The fact that you could challenge any NPC, anywhere, at any time still blows my goddamn mind.
-The GF Skill Trees and Junction system were game-breaking as fuck, but I’ve never played anything that had that level of granular…

Close second to my Sondheim-esque favorite:

Salty DC guy is salty.

She was bitten by a radioactive carton of soy milk!

I AM! Yep, it’s sad to see Ella’s go for sure. I wonder if they’ll auction off the stuff up on the walls.

Are you talking about Ella’s Deli in Madison, WI? I loved that place. The grilled pound cake sundae was a masterpiece. Sad to see it close earlier this year.

There was a little restaurant in my city that grilled pound cake and used that as the base for an ice cream sundae. Throw some grilled fruit on top of the whole deal (which they didn’t do but I would), and I imagine that would make it even better.

I was having a pretty good day today. I’d aborted over a dozen babies, I’d gotten a couple of conservative co-workers fired for “hate speech”, and so for lunch I decided to visit Wendy’s. Not to purchase any food—like my fellow elites I only eat artisan kale salads prepared by women in hijabs— but rather to mock the…