My car is lavishly equipped with a cd player AND cruise control.

The door question just adds so much realism that this has to get a star.

Headifold in German is “Kopfbrecher.” I think that could work.

I don’t think he’s that ugly at all. Maybe a little bulkier than other people, but I think still aesthetically pleasing, and I’m not even gay.

It’s been getting uglier and uglier since we saw this:

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Ha! I think we all know the second owner has a high probability of being a salvage yard.

I bet Sergio hid a merger agreement in there somewhere. Read the fine print!

If loving a cocaine-colored air-cooled Porsche with rivets and canards is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Weird, since everyone in that video seems thoroughly competent, careful, and generally intelligent. I guess this just goes to show you that freak accidents can occur to the best of us no matter how many precautions you take.

England: tyres
America: tires

But hey, I have it easy, my wife lets me buy whatever juvenile car I want:

Again, the understated looks wins every time for me when comparing the Type R to its competitors. The Focus RS captures that of the 1st generation Focus RS where you know it offers more than a base model Focus, but it doesn’t overdo it. The STI without the rally wing captures this as well.

Age it will happen to you too. One day you’re 21 wearing your Acid Wash Jean Jacket with the Metalllic Back Patch head banging in your sweet IROC-Z, the next day you’re the bald old guy on the internet.

Oh man, a friend of mine convinced to start giving golf a try, so I’ve been going to the driving range. There is this very straight-laced looking dad who’s always there with headphones on while he hits golf balls...and he frequently blurts out “MASTER, MASTER,” not realizing that he’s singing out loud. Awesome. I…

Thank satan it’s old metallica. There’s nothing good about the new shit.

Something something Corvette owners and limp mode something something...

Now here’s a twist. I was the seller in this sketchy car transaction.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

So 600hp and, what, 150lb-ft of torque?