Exactly. I now drive an S. Am an enthusiast, row your own gears, drift in the snow kind of guy. But I also am a bit of a tree hugger.

STOP IT, JUST STOP! why do you guys keep trying to convince us the Renegade is cool and trail worthy? Both Jeep and Chryslers reliability ratings are in the toilet and their new offerings look like the guys from the AMC days are back drawing stuff up. I don’t care how much they paid you, knock it off. The King has no…

April fools? Am I missing something here? Why the hate?

Nice! I once pooped out of my penis because my small intestines had turned to mush and a fistula had formed between them and my bladder. That one took a lot of surgeries and a ileostomy to fix. They got me put back together eventually.

Same thing here, but this gets worse. Thought it was a pimple for the first couple of days. Didn’t go away... great what the crap is going on. About the third day it turns black... I’m thinking okay great, infected ingrown hair. I go to the doctor and go on antibiotics. During the next 7 days the whole thing turns…

Aaaaaand,...... YouTube has a whole series of zit/blackhead from hades popping vids that are an amazing appetite suppressant if you’re into that sort of thing or are in need of skipping a meal or two. A rabbit hole that is truly abominable to go down into. Revulsion/attraction deal if there ever was one.

Retired family practice nurse here who has assisted in hundreds of cyst excisions. PLEASE, if you ever get a large cyst, have the entire cyst surgically removed. Most general practitioners and dermatologists can do this in office in less than an hour, with a local anesthetic. If the capsule, the large, hardened casing…

The grossest thing your body has ever done is eat a 1 lb bag of black twizzlers.

Fucking CHEW YOUR FOOD

For some reason I decided that using a neti pot for the FIRST TIME EVER, immediately after eating Carl’s Jr (aka Hardee’s, depending on what part of the country you live in), was a grand idea. I started laughing so hard upon seeing water streaming out of one nostril (I am easily amused) that I swallowed a ton of salt…

I love you, Barry.

No. Your mailman has a job, you see.

This comment will be forever grey but fuck it, is it racist the way the Kardashians fetishize black men?

Why does anyone even care. These people are boring, stupid, and herpetic. And if they really think anyone cares about what dicks they have and haven’t seen, that just illustrates how innately delusional and awful they are.

Too bad it’s not Winston Cup anymore

Ya know, I was talking to a friend once, and we agreed it’s odd that NASCAR does circle tracks (with two exceptions in Sprint Cup) when essentially the roots are in what would be considered Rally.

It isn’t rust damage; it’s a way to see the terrain on steep upgrades.

$30 for the knowledge to turn it.

ether thats the worst sounding ls engine I’ve ever heard or....ohh wait there it is. rx7 in the background lol

Something John Hennessey.