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Weird. I have lady friends, my Wife has guy friends and weve been togther for ten yars and it’s never been a problem.

Rad!

Fuck. No.

Betcha I could break that record.

I listen to it all day. Eventually your brain starts filtering it out, like living next to a busy road.

Los Vegalinos?

I put a shitty eBay cone filter on my 99 Z24. It wasn’t really a filter it was just fine wire mesh. I’m pretty sure I was supposed to put a foam thingy over it, like on the inside of a shop vac. Not only did i fail ti do that but I clamped it directly to the maf which was just kinda hanging off of the intake manifold.…

That sounds amazing! How do I order?!?!?

I often wonder if there are people who relate to the predicaments laid out in infomercials. “Peeling potatoes is so difficult! If only there was a glove that could peel them via handjob!” Or “I want to wash my car but I am so fucking clumsy that I can’t make it out of of my driveway without impaling myself on a garden…

I once found a half empty fifth of corvosier understand the drivers side of some old Pontiac. I left it there and jokingly mentioned it to the guy driving the forklift. He took off in that direction like a shot.

I cannot think of a vehicle more anonymous than a silver Toyota Highlander.

Does it rain astroglide in Australia?

That’s a lot to fit into a single movie. I’m kinda worried this is going to end up like Dragonball evolutions.

Holy crap good guy Chevron! This is like the opposite of the beginning of Up.

I learned something new today. Apparently if you flip a Cobalt over it kinda looks like an old GTR.

Growing up, our house was on the inside of a VERY sharp curve. On the outside of the curve was a thicket of blackberry bushes that ate cars like I eat Oreos. Most of the time people just didn’t turn and ended up burying their cars 20 feet into the bushes. Sometimes though, they would make the turn at the last minute…

Perfect soundtrack for cutting in line - New divide by Linkin Park.

“slower than sand dune migration” I like that and I’m keeping it. I once heard heard someone describe sailing as “moving so slowly the only way you seem to get anywhere is from contenential drift”.

That’s gotta be the case.