Saw the header and immediately thought: This must be a Torch article. Was not disappointed.

Its so wonderfully minimal. The lack of clutter is...serene. That dashboard with a decent set of seats and they’ll have a solid win.

Now they need to team up with Konegsegg and his piezoelectric valvetrain. Imagine the possibilities. Imagine if it breaks!

Hey, with any luck you won’t decay when you die.

Something very similar happened to us. It was sex stuff. We had a fantastic time.

Depleted uraninium foam! That made me smile.

That explains it! I always wondered!

I bet if we post it to Facebook it’ll go viral. People will add some click bait headline like “this one weird truck oil companies don’t want you to know” and it will spread like a bad smell powered by worse news.

Looks like the future won’t be so bad after all.

Huh, I think I just learned something new about myself. Aint that something?

WTF is with thatt music? Is he supposed to “vogue” after snapping his leg?

My friend is one of those ketosis guys. Really, he does every fad diet that comes along. It worked for him, lost 35lbs in 2 months. It’s impossible to maintain though. As soon as he reintroduced regular food back into his diet he picked up 10 lbs in a week.

Normally when people are arrested for a hack and jack they’re wearing trenchcoats.

Of all the stupid horseshit... How do you even take a bite out of that monstrosity? Are you supposed to unhinge your jaw like a goddamed snake?

In Seattle it’s half Subaru, half Prius. In Tacoma it’s a mix of donks, mid 90s GM cars with escalade badges, and Toyota corollas with wooden bumpers.

Wow those are very not bad looking. They make a hatch you say? I think I’ll have a look.

According to Prak, the question and the answer cannot coexist in the same universe. Or as old Thrashbarg put it: “If the answer is found the question may be taken away"

Dryyyyy, aahhh ahhh ah iiiiiiiii

The picture under the word “ostentatious” in the dictionary.

Hey I used to have one of these, only blue with a blue interior. I paid 900 for it in excellent condition with a 5 speed and 200k on the odometer. It was a really good car up until my wife crashed it.