I had a 79 VW Scirocco that was a blast to drive. I never really tested the fuel mileage (at a dollar ten I didn’t care) but I do remember not needing to fill it all that often.

HNNNNNGGGGG

Don’t say sorry for a Spinal Tap joke. Spinal Tap jokes are always appropriate.

Truth be told, “that guy” probably doesn’t live in Beverly hills though.

If nothing else, those wheels better make it onto a production vehicle.

I always thought the VehiCross was dope as fuck. I would totally buy this.

No joke, there is a person named Ariel standing behind me reading this right now. She is very amused.

That front end is downright pornographic.

It hurts sometimes if it gets really stiff for a really long time.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

I knew what was gonna happen, laughed anyway.

That man is going to die. Either that or he will never remember that day.

That *was* alcohol poisoning.

I really sounds like she missed an opportunity to become friends with pretty much everyone.

That’s a thing? Bizarre.

Do you ever bother to use granny low in that beast?

=Awesomeness

“I don’t practice Santeria, I ain’t got no crystal ball”

Man, those have aged really well. And those monobloc wheels... Mmm mmm mmm.

This.