I think she's kinda cute.

My wife is a huge Harry Potter fan, I showed her this and she basically turned into a 13 year old fangirl right before my eyes. I'm excited as well. Emma there was the only good thing about the stinkpile that was "this is the end".

I really want to understand why people care what religion the president practices. I personally don't give a fuck.

I just realized that if you glued an adams apple onto Jane lynch, tanned the crap out of her and dyed her hair black she could sing for jaynes addiction.

Is that Jane lynch on the keybord?

That is just sad.

The front end does look very corvette-y.

Dammit! Beat me to it.

Yeah! I'm feeling pretty good about my odds- I've owned 3 different troopers 4 different times (the math doesn't add up huh? I might write a story) and haven't rolled one yet.

We should totally race! 87 G wagen vs my 87 Isuzu trooper! Based on your write up the cornering characteristics are very similar.

Yeah! I wonder if that is a Porsche building?

CAAAAAARS IIIIIIIIN SPAAAAACEEEE!!!!

Reminds me of this guy:

I'm getting really excited for this. Not because I'll buy one (I wish) but because of all of the people who will be trading in all sorts of wonderful machinery in order to get an RS.

Don't call me Shirley.

"Lost and found" is an excellent album by Mudvayne. Everyone needs to go and listen to "Fall into sleep" right now.

Based on personal experience, the Saturn wagon in the middle will burn the tires off of it if you want to, and are very fun to drive. It just looks funny.

The grille looks like some sort of misshapen black hole, one that is slowly devouring a lexus badge. Or perhaps a sandless sarlac pit.

Well you certainly demonstrated versatility of the word.

Ho-leee-shitballs batman, that is one truly massive structure.