"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

The fact that 98% who tried wanted to buy the Morpheus is amazing.

When footage of the Steam version popped up in the trailer, my eyes rolled so hard that I think Atlantis rose from the depths of the sea and then sank again.

Those of you who know me know that I am not the world's biggest FFVII fan, and have no real interest in a remake of the game. But even I have to admit that I felt my heart skip a beat when Hashimoto started talking up VII like he was about to announce a remake.

This needs to be sent to Square Enix a million times over to make sure they get the message and maybe, just maybe they'll get the hint on what the fans actually want:

A childish move? Sure, but I can understand where he was coming from. When you're the top mod of a major forum covering a dedicated topic, and that topic has done nothing for two days but kick your ass and cause the subreddit to be flooded with screenshots of long queue times, I can see the need for a short break.

The sequel. Make it now.

If adopting a no-throwing-yourself-off-of-tall-precipices lifestyle improves your health, it's because colliding with the earth at a high velocity is bad for you—not because you have a congenital sensitivity to wind.

Can you imagine people from any other point in past history hearing about the bullshit we claim in this post-food-scarcity industrial era? People all through history have been eating stuff like bark and seeds from duck shit to stay alive, and we've got SUV driving soccer moms posting shit on facebook between pilates…

So this classic Akira scene is bosozoku taken to the extreme?

A year from now, when we're riding Thor around San Andreas on magical pegasus who may or may not be Rainbow Dash, we'll have forgotten all about this.

"So Wild Games Studio tried taking down a bad review video of their game..."