Finance Officer
Pyrate-Rob
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That’s not a forehead, that’s a fivehead.
Yes.
“I have known Patrick Owens for many years, and he is a good and honorable man. I believe him when he says that these two men forcibly attacked him and stole a bullet from his gun.”
That’s pretty clever and I deserve it.
As far as I can guess, the only consequences of the “pee pee tape death blow” (which is the greatest band name of all time) will be that suddenly a whole lot of people will be way into pee and extolling its virtues and they were like this their whole life, etc.
Yesterday, the highly unstable leader of North Korea tested a nuclear missile capable of striking the highly…
What happens when you attempt to be edgy and provocative for Thanksgiving? You end up creating the most trash-ass…
Except some guys would choose some really fucked up method and ruin it for everyone else. Like, fighting a polar bear to death or being catapulted into a wall.
What people call justice is always a product of its times. Turns out it’s usually revenge.
The mechanism is your arm. The filter in the French press is a “moving part” in the same sense that, like, a hammer is a “moving part” when you lift it off a tabletop.
How you make coffee is, you bring the dried and roasted and probably ground seeds of a Coffea plant together with…
That never seems to stop white dudes from getting jobs theyre horribly unqualified for though, Ive worked with or for enough of them to know
That’s where they got that Picasso?
Conservatives:
My business is successful because of my personal accomplishments.
My business failed because of your politics.
In the wake of this issue being politicized, I have to say that this is not an appropriate time to discuss politicization, and that we’d all be best advised to send our hopes and prayers to the victims.
If that picture was any whiter, it’d be the Oscars.
I’m a lawyer!
This, this, this. Whether you always agree with her or not, what one can’t deny without losing credibility is that she’s bonafide star. Period. She was before all of this, and she’ll be one after this.
Funny you should mention pears — Ole’ Chris-Baby thought the earth was pear shaped. Really. And of course he never got to the US, but ‘discovered’ islands in Caribbean (like the people already living there didn’t know they were there. “Hey, we are HERE! Thanks vile, violent, white dude.”) Maybe we can develop tests…