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Ram expects a little flexibility out of their customers, try not to be so rigid.

So my Ram has 3 open recalls with no fix....
-My Transmission might shift out of Park at random
-My Side airbags may or may not work when needed
-And now my tailgate might fly open....

Great.

Speaking of Ram, I did find this hilarious quote in the background section on Wikipedia:

Wow. You guys are something— an online threat to me and my family? That’s a felony these days.

Counterpoint: Quit being such a wuss.

Neutral:

Neutral: If they only had nissan.com they would probably be number 1 in every country /s

While you’re right, this is Jalopnik and therefor unions are good and pure and the answer to every problem anyone has ever had, so get ready.

Short answer: $

Rather than jumping to conclusions in a blindly pro-union screed, please do some research.

Whats so civil about war, anyway?

More than the movie, that quote makes me start humming Civil War by Guns N Roses.

Achievement unlocked: Kobyashi Maru 

I DD a 2006 GMC Sierra that I bought new, and love. I’ve owned several GM vehicles over the years. The outgoing GM trucks looked really great. I am a fan of a lot of GM vehicles ... but the current Chevys are abhorrent. The styling is unforgivable.

Its mostly on the leading edge of the hood, so that checks out.

To be fair, blood is very acidic.

So what’s the over/under on when a vehicle network gets hacked?  It seems to be inevitable, no company seems to be able to safeguard their data and systems.

If you’re going to blind oncoming drivers, it seems only fair to blind you at the same time.

Hi, Doctor Nick!