...and this guy’s entire vice presidency.

Yup. He looks “tough” in the driver’s seat, but has absolutely no fucking clue how to drive the truck.

Only if 3/7's of this picture was taken in Florida.

You know god damn well when he fired that truck up, and that big diesel engine started humming, those hog jowls were jiggling like a fat stripper’s ass cheeks.

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

Sweet! I’m in.

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God damn, I really want to play Age Of Empires II right about now.

It’s a neat idea, a mobile army that became a kingdom and people. Not so great for the western Roman Empire.

Can you confirm the rumor I’ve heard that Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians was named after Arian Christianity, because his family has held an as-yet unfulfilled vow to avenge the battle of Guadalete and restore Arianism to its rightful place in the Iberian peninsula along with Visigothic authority?

Great stuff. Do you know anything about the Vandalic North African kingdom? It’s always captured my attention but there doesn’t seem to be too much out there, at least in English, about what life was like there

Yeah, like we’re going to sack Rome with all the conformists.

“Were they the ones responsible for domesticating the dinosaurs?”

Visigoths, Cumdogs, Maple Leafs, pro wrestlers. Quite a morning at Deadspin hq.

These goths seem way cooler than the ones at my high school.