why does god punish me with two front pockets? NOW I HAVE TO CARRY TWO PHONES!!!

Thats why you invite her back to your room

Stock is scaring me too

I work on a BES server in Denver as well...it's a constant reminder of why I still have a job :)

CTIA doesn't run the smartest of peoples in their group...but then again...they are talking to congress :|

nah, a report would be made, only cause someone called and complained...but its like a missing cat, theyll take a look, but tell ya to call the following shelters

not sure, but...im...uhhh...interested

what the fuck is that? keep that away from my girl please, i like my sex not to risk my dick getting hooked by a failboat anchor...kthnx

ahem...speak for yourself

Vader from IV, V, and VI called...he wants his mancard back

no need to apologize, im sure we can all agree, shes worth the lawn she sports

he's also wearing his headset wrong...and scares the living hell out of me.

lazerz

i wish there was a +rep button

we can always have walmart dip into their stock from last year...im sure all will be well on that front :)

no no, you mean we can tap our own phones, and call it the patriot act...oh wait

Hell Yes!

its a dude fleshlight then

40% of 10 is 4

megacorporations are coming soon