I want Kris to get two granddaughters from them that look just like Chyna.

i want their wedding to outshine KK 3rd wedding, because we don’t know how her 4rth will be

“On the way out, Ober, who *called the mix-up “flattering,”* passed the real stripper cop.”

Totally illustrates the difference between cultures.

Just think what sad, tragic headlines would likely have resulted in amurrrikuh, for the perceived “disrespect” (especially if a “tea-partier”).

yup... London... metro population of 14 million... less than 2000 cops with guns!

I teach 4th grade, and one of my kiddos asked if he could do sharing on Friday. He brought in his iPad and started to talk about his favorite singer who had recently died. He played “Let’s Dance” for the class and shared pictures that he found on the internet. It was the sweetest thing ever! Most of the class had no…

I have a feeling that Duncan’s (Zowie) young life was probably tumultuous and the nanny probably played a big part in raising him. It’s really nice that David honored that.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

The visual pun(?) of this phallic object between Marty and Vince’s flirtation... and when she says her name is Marty Maraschino. “You know, as in cherry.”

- That it was really inappropriate for Vince Fontaine to be flirting with Marty.

It’s embarrassingly how much of this I just realized by reading the article. The what made Sandy sick thing only just clicked.

Attorney here, working with families involved with child welfare. I represent parents and children, and all my clients are indigent. This is so incredibly spot-on. After six years of seeing addiction, domestic violence, neglect, all varieties of abuse, mental illness, and myriad other problems, it’s clear to me the…

Uhhh, isn't emotional distress part of the job description when you decided to become a police officer? It is literally your job to handle distressing situations. It's also the defense apologetics use when explaining why it's okay for you to kill unarmed civilians. This is an extra step of awful.

“The gal that’s running against me is a 30-year-old, you know, mom, mother of two infants,” the 62-year-old Republican said during a radio interview. “And I don’t know if anybody mansexplained to her we’ve got to spend three nights a week in Columbus...”

Wait, the fact they were lepers and discriminated against elsewhere was an urban legend? I thought that was a super obvious part of the story.

His witch hunter movie last summer was apparently him and a friend making a movie about his D&D character. Yeah. Rly.

Michael Schiavo was treated horribly and got the worst raw deal when the fucking congress intervened to collude with Terry’s parents’ denial and he was straight up demonized in the right wing press. It was monstrous how this whole thing was treated like a political football. I had to stop watching. There was something…

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.

I literally have this show memorized. In the car I sometimes I sometimes sing “Notes”, which is a conversation between 5 people. I like to give each person a different voice.

Fun fact: Abortion is 100% illegal in El Salvador. Not even for the health of the mother or the baby or in the case of rape and incest.