Kinderschoco!

My husband and I were house hunting with our realtor, and she took us to a house that, while it didn’t have any of the items on our wish list, she thought we should look at anyway, because the price was so darned good. I was better than halfway through my first pregnancy at the time. The family was home in the house,…

It’s the fly that bothers me, I must admit. We see that there are horses being made; one supposes dogs and cats are created too, otherwise guests would become more aware that the park is somehow...off. Is the park so detailed that flies are also created? It must be so, otherwise the same fly landing on Dolores at…

truly.

“But one caress could mean ecstasy—and a lifetime of love beyond the stars.” I’m just picturing the happy couple jetting from here to there with the ship always on autopilot...

this might have been me! only it was a single family house in which the owner had hung himself in the basement! i ran out, threw up in the driveway. we eventually settle on a different house and the agent turns to me as i sign the dotted line, that she had been bursting to tell me!

o h m yyyy

They have got to let that girl go. I have been in a medically induced coma, and it is one long nightmare that you can’t wake up from.

I guess I must really just not understand why the disconnect. My main problem is that I am a little older, but I still want to look fashionable. I’m older, I haven’t died for heaven’s sake! I’ve got some bits that want covering up = schoolmarm arm, for one. I want nice clothes, that look like they were fashioned in…

I grew up in Germany. The sight of plummos hanging out of city windows makes me homesick.

i tend to anthropomorphize; when I was 10 or so, we were moving and could not take our enormous, gas guzzling Ford Galaxy with us. My dad got a really good price on it, but I was convinced it would only feel betrayed by our abandonment. I cried for hours (i'm sure now it was more about the move, than the car. my…

We once ate in the Hofbrauhaus in Munich. We thought it odd that the waiter did not write down our orders, but assumed he had a remarkable memory. My dinner came out relatively quickly, my husband's did not. After a few moment of observation, we noted that seemed not to be the practice here - when your order was…

it's okay. we're probably too old.

if those Friendlys are anything like the ones ive been in, those children will be in colege before the food gets served.

My mother wanted to name me Amber, after a movie she'd seen as a teen. THANK GOD my father nixed the idea, otherwise I'd have grown up as Amber Coffey. Oh goodie - a color and a name!

hopefully, they are eating prey, not praying to eat.

absolutely gross.

anybody ever see the movie, "Small Soldiers?" The female lead's Barbies come to life and want to give her a revenge make over Scary stuff.

omg! !laughing so hard!

We were house hunting and our realtor took us to a house she thought might work for us. The owners of the house were home at the time, so it was a little odd to walk around, looking at the house, knowing they were all there. We get to the basement of the house, where the washer and dryer were kept, and I just…