The assholes who are blaming video games for Vanilla Isis can go fuck themselves with a rusty chainsaw. Those were two different grown ass men who wanted to lash out at non-White people because they feel entitled to everything and they’re terrified by their irrelevance.

Dear Penthouse,

I was incensed, but also like yeah this is the kind of uninformed shit Nola would indignantly spout. My issue with what was said, in addition to what has been well articulated everywhere, is continuing to frame issues in the African diaspora through an American lens. And don’t get me wrong, I love it here in The Root…

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

So fully this. There is no surer sign that someone is just lazily clinging to their own generation than when you hear “music up to (whatever year they turned about 24 or so) was pretty good, but after that everything was shit.” No, dipshit, music didn’t change and get shitty, you did. Your friends started having kids,…

Right, because we all should stand in judgment of a young woman because of how she dealt with the stress of a traumatic event in her life. Not to mention that the traumatic event seems (based on the article you linked to) to have led to severe mental and emotional trauma beyond the physical already sustained by her…

Sorry, he got in trouble with the SEC years ago, but nobody thought Alabama might be involved until now? What have the investigators been doing??

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

I’ve mounted a TV before

His bobbing and weaving + homie hug = my death.

Hot take: The roommate’s reaction to the pun guy was 100% warranted. 

Jesus, another blue line violation. 

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

I can’t wait to enjoy another introspective journey across an atompunk land before being killed a naked outlaw named X_NukaCold_X that jumps out of a crate and bludgeons me to death with a bazooka and then tea bagging my corpse while commenting on my mother in way most unflattering and calling me a faggot cuck and…

Who says one nut must exercise global hegemony over a single sport?

The day when Splinter understands more about the world of politics than Obama will be the day Trump is chosen as DSA president.

Or you can offer candidates who make them actually want to vote...

Demonize Republican politicians, because they are demons.

[long sigh] Yeah. Okay, great. Obama did nothing, guys. He wasn’t perfect, so he didn’t improve anybody’s life in any way as the economy was spiraling into depression era chaos and people were denied health coverage for the crime of being in bad health.

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.