Their first interaction was him complimenting her watch. Then he began snapchatting her, texting her. It wasn't…
That's a porcupine, not a poop
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Where are these people hanging out to find all of these horrible atheists who are ruining their days? You do understand that most atheists aren't Richard Dawkins, right, and that you meet nice people all the time who you wouldn't know were atheists?
As a nonbeliever, I really wouldn't want to marry a religious person. But my horoscope said that I'm destined to marry someone of deep faith, so idk
There are those among us who would love nothing more than to prove that breakfast, contrary to all the studies, does…
I think you mean accursed or loathsome. All the loathsomes.
Today, after yet another school shooting, some gun nuts with access to Twitter barfed out one of their three or four…
It's cyclopean! EVERYTHING'S CYCLOPEAN!
This, I thought in disbelief, is really how I'm going to die.
That's what my math teacher said.
The Old Ones lay waste to all! None will be safe, not even the marrieds. It's a single girl's dream!!!! A single girl's mad, feverish dream.
The Washington Post has just published an op-ed entitled "One way to end violence against women? Stop taking lovers…
"HURR DURR THEY HAVE RICE SO THEY'RE NOT BURRITOS!" -Idiots
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Good plan, but that doesn't always work. Then it gets to "Whatcha readin'? Do you ever read [Insert title of over-exposed spy/mystery/thriller novel from the NYT list]?"
Nope. I hate those people who try to strike up a conversation out of nowhere when you need to be doing something else, or just want some quiet time. If you acknowledge them or respond in any way, they won't let go, and you're stuck with them for the duration. There have been many times when I've gotten off of a…
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Yes I can.
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