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You're framing "involvement" as a binary, all-or-nothing choice when it really isn't. There are some people who want to spend every second of their free time with their SO. There are also some people who are more independent and occasionally like to do things that don't involve their SO. Both things are fine. But the…

"Does this unit have a soul"

I've never eaten Skyline Chili. I've never eaten a Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza. They both sound fucking gross (not as gross as a Shrimp Mayo Pizza from Pizza-La in Japan, but I digress).

Hawaiian is the worst. Who the fuck puts pine apples on pizza, wtf is wrong with you. California is second worst.

It's just nice to see an article containing "Upper Deck" and "Plummeting" that doesn't mention my Chris Sabo rookie card collection.

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS YOU GUYS. I am literally tearing up right now at the revelation that there are people who love Christopher Eccleston as much as I do.

OK, OK, fine! I am here to defend Chicago pizza. IT'S GOOD. Super yummy! And everyone going on about how "it's not pizza!" just stop—it's just a different kind of pizza ! Chill about your food categories. A grilled cheese and a sub are both sandwiches, right? people are unanimously freaking about this so much, I feel…

Oh, and that whole "half-nigger" business? Glossed right the fuck over

Fuck it. I don't care.

Lo, and the football gods were propitiated.

Negging is a Pickup Artist technique wherein a guy says something that'll undermine a woman's confidence in order to make her feel like she needs to correct said guy's opinion of herself. It's supposed to both keep a woman talking to you by sparking some feisty banter AND somehow make your opinion of the woman her top…