Feel free to go jump out of the next flight you’re on without a parachute, peckerwood.

GameSpy was the shit - I used to read game reviews there all the time.

“the opening is too small”

Six deputies came into Quinnetta Manning’s home without cause, handcuffed her boyfriend and threatened to put him in jail unless she made up a statement about her neighbor’s boyfriend.

What would the Nietzschean perspective be? That rules are being enforced by the weak (owners) upon the strong (players) as a form of control that the weak have not earned?

The New York Times will be quick to weigh in with a couple of Geocities blogs last updated in 2002 talking about leftist revolution and run a dozen thinkpieces on how Both Sides Are Really The Same.

Will no one rid me of these troublesome whistleblowers?

Also, the “People’s Progressive Army” would require liberals to, you know, own guns.

Yeah...you have a sliver along the coast between SF and LA, then those two metro areas...the rest of the state is mobile homes squatting on BLM land in the desert, armed to the teeth.

But the Very Smart Sports Talkers tell me that defense wins championships!

They won’t run directly on paying college players. The NCAA will generate a dozen astroturf organizations that will be concerned with “higher education reform” and disingenuous arguments about funding. Or they’ll bad-faith it from the left by arguing how it’s sexist that primarily male football and basketball players…

I think it’s fun how vapers will talk about how disgusting cigarette smoke is while blowing their who-knows-what Juul smoke in your face and everyone within a 25 foot radius.

Shit like this makes me want to start arming myself. 

LOL if you’re trying to cram at midnight right before an organic chemistry final, you’re fucked anyway.

Pet boring theory - all of this is punishment of some form so they can be worthy of going to the Good Place. Shawn’s equivalent in the Good Place will either be Nick Offerman or Retta.

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That’s basically what Goldwater and a couple of other Republican senators did to Nixon.

Also, impeachment is not a criminal trial, and does not have the same standard of evidence. 

What about white chili with crabmeat and cilantro?

I always get a straw so I can stab the eyes out of people who attempt to speak to me like motherfucker I’m here to get drunk and hate on humanity quit trying to engage me about life and shit.