As a white person who spent 10 years in Kentucky, I fully endorse this statement.

I’ve wondered about the accent thing for a while - it started occurring to me recently that it may be cultural appropriation.

*bends the knee*

In 2014, listeners to BBC Radio voted “Whole Lotta Love” as containing the greatest guitar riff of all time.

Atlanta has smoking areas as well, including a couple of smoking-allowed bars in Gate C (I think).

BRAZZERS

Huh. I figured this was some Cold War KGB shit when I saw the headline, which would make a little sense.

Enter The Dragging...with emotional content

The answer is simple. Grab his head and shove it on the grill. Yell, “THANKS FOR THE HELP FUCKWIT” and start cackling wildly as his flesh chars. Serve with a light salad.

Tom Haverford Did It First

This is the correct take. 

I have tried, recently, to listen to some Queens of the Stone Age songs. They are shit.

Giant Rand McNally spiral-wound atlas or GTFO.

It’s the Zeroth Amendment: At no time shall white people be made to feel sad about anything.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - it’s a shit movie.

Huh?

the Kansas Supreme Court declared that the Kansas State constitution recognizes the right to an abortion, independent of federal law. In other words, even if 1973’s Roe v. Wade was overturned, the right to an abortion stands in Kansas, based on the state constitution

Well, for me, if I can’t find a tall size, the shirt will be untucked along the side by mid-morning because of how dress shirts are cut. I don’t know where you get this idea that men’s shirts are oversized or whatever, because there is a population of exactly 1 store (Jos. A Bank) where I can find a selection of tall…

Come down

If you think politicians are including any kind of minority when they make those kinds of comments, you are hopelessly naive.